I was wrong. First, I was wrong about TD#1 turning into Mexico. It proved me wrong and headed right freakin' here! I now know the aerodynamic flow of my car, thanks to a 35 MPH wind and a shitload of rain falling! A car went down Shotwell St. today, and all you could see was the water it kicked up from said monsoon.
I was also wrong about killing that virus. Plan E is to get a Linux LiveCD, boot it, and delete appox32.dll. That's what's causing it, and why both AvG and Norton don't get that is beyond me. I think I may have it now, since it hasn't launched at all, but I haven't fired up either IE or Windows Explorer since yesterday, since this thing seems to be integrating itself with that.