The Search For Nelson: Found, sort of

That's right, I have finally found the damn man. Or at least somebody exactly like him. I say that because only he would be capable of juggling around women with such smoothness. Or at least, that's what I thought, until I realized... I do the exact same thing! Of course I don't take it quite to the level he did, but right now there's at least three females who I have an interest in. The crazy part is that I think all three have the same level of interest in me. That's... different! And I think number four just entered the picture. My only fear is that now old Bainbridge and/or Cairo acquaintences might be calling me up. At least there I have the benefit of about 30 miles distance, unless said distance gets closed up by them.